cross-sexed flirting:
person one, with puppy dog eyes starving for love: "I'm gay so I'm just curious. No pressure. *re-assuring head shake/hand swat gesture* But would you date me?"
person two, caught off guard but wants to be polite and affirming: "Oh, yea. I mean you're, uh, cute and you seem like a nice guy/girl."
person one, pleased with the affirmative response: "I'm kidding. I'm not gay. What are you doing Friday?"
person one, with puppy dog eyes starving for love: "I'm gay so I'm just curious. No pressure. *re-assuring head shake/hand swat gesture* But would you date me?"
person two, caught off guard but wants to be polite and affirming: "Oh, yea. I mean you're, uh, cute and you seem like a nice guy/girl."
person one, pleased with the affirmative response: "I'm kidding. I'm not gay. What are you doing Friday?"
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